Hashtags: #WhyIGotFired

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW !

Everybody dance now! Lol, I would love that!

I went to a Starbucks a few months back and asked for a Horchata Almond milk Frappuccino, and the girl looked at me, after ringing it up, and says, "What kind of milk is it made with?" THEN proceeds to make it with 2%.

I'm so sick of Fallon. When is Steve Allen coming back from vacation?

That sounds spicy

QUEST! Bring it!!!

Haha i love how the two bar comments were right next to each other. With one getting fired not knowing what a rum and coke was and the next one getting fired because they claimed they were drunk 😂

Funniest and most happening person ever

Ironically, before Jimmy even started singing it and the band joining in - Everybody Dance Now! was already my favorite #, because that person did what we’ve all wanted to do, but only saw in the movies! So BRAVO for making our dreams come true, but sorry you got fired for it!!! 🤪🤪🤪 As for the Dunkin Donuts vs. Starbucks - unless they had signed that it was against store policy, I would’ve gotten an attorney and then I would’ve said, “SHOW ME THE MONEY” 💰💰💰💰

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I am sorry but Jimmz couldn’t sing if his life depended on it

Nice. Glad I am not alone

"I'm loving it "
😫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠

I internally guffawed at Jimmy’s banter after that brothel tweet: “Looks like somebody got a raise.” roflol
Also, I think Kirk totally missed that guitar riff for Gonna Make You Sweat! That riff is what makes the song!

he used pewdiepie's signature oopsie, copystrike!

That's what I would do no matter where I work, Dunkin Donuts coffee baby!!!!

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0:38 I don't believe you

Your missing the secret that if you get alcohol poisoning then your actually sick and drunk

saw a firing right before my eyes in Walmart when one of the staffers didn't realize he was on his headset and was telling the guy over there to check out the ass on the redhead in produce.He kept talking and the manager was running to get to him to shut him up.

How about getting fired for refusing to print a customers file at FedEx Kinko's, when in fact the file never arrived. #whyigotfired

I wish I could fire my house from chores

2:30

3:36 in case you want to skip over the singing

"I'm lovin it" Lmffaooo 3:27

They can't fire you for bringing in a Dunkin Donuts coffee into your job at Starbucks anymore than they can fire you for wearing shoes you bought at Target into work at Walmart. Come on... that's just common sense.

Jimmy, your a sellout. Trump hater. Bible Hater. Jesus Christ Hater. We are the same age, and I want to knock out your teeth, in the middle of Detroit, to show God and this Country, that you do not stand for Shit. A little Biblically Illiterate Wimp. Don't let me catch your ass in Detroit.

What's fuddruckers?

pure content

Ok, Higgins usually makes me cringe with his jokes, but I actually cracked up when he said "I'm lovin' it" while they were singing. 😂

the best band ever! at the drop of hat they know the song, Quest and Black thought are amazing

Frankly, the best part is when The Amazing Roots starts showing their skills. Greatness speaks for itself.

okay i was jammin to the Wal-Mart mix.

I got fired for being late 2 minutes. Stupid. Hahaha

Loving it Joke.🤣

The Roots deserve better than Fallon. So talented.

Last straw firings!!!!

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Imagine having a full band with you for a day

Dang. I thought this was going to feature Brads wife!

I have only been fired once and it was because I caught a co worker in a lie and show the evidence to boss and she fired me say it was threading to her. She was a real quack

When I was a kid I grabbed a Walmart mic and started singing “Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under”. My mom didn’t think it was as cool as I did 😂

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!! 🎶🎶🤣🤣🤣

1:17 pika?

Gosh that band is so good!

Mr. Fallon, your co-host sucks ass. Fire him. You'll be better off without him.

The brothel one is funny 😄

Who would add their bosses on Facebook, you know you will vent about it. I vent all the time, or most of the time, and I am friends with certain people that I work with, and they'll never tell, since they like to vent, too. I don't say bad things about work, it's more like I vent that I live 30 minutes from work, and I work crappy hours, for crappy amount of money. Stuff like that. Etc

We played a game at school where someone would pull and celebrity name out of the box, describe them, and people would have to guess who it was the fastest. Someone pulled out Jimmy Fallon's name and said "He has a talk-show" and then three or four people automatically said "Jimmy Fallon!".
So I guess Jimmy Fallon is officially the most recognizable talk-show host 👍

The WalMart one made me choke on my sandwich from laughter.

The stand

Yea exactly what’s a rim and cake

My Mom and I used to work for a popular seafood restaurant. She called in and told the manager she was hungover. He told her to drink plenty of fluids and he'd see her the next day.

Please like if you like Jimmy Fallon

He just cracks me up!!

How was she only one who actually got on the PA to do that? That seems like something everybody would want to do at least once.

1. Isnt Wal-mart like a fun place, where they have a person who wishes you when you walk in? so why would you get fired for saying everybody dance now?
2. Doesnt Starbucks give you free coffee, especially when you work there? I worked for a brief moment in starbucks, had free coffee.

I used to work in a bakery and got fired for eating a free sample 😂😂

The Legendary Roots Crew = best band in late-night.

a rum & coke? wouldn't all he powder just disintegrate?

Totally worth it

I called In hungover and my boss laughed and told me to go back to sleep 🛏 I kept my job

I got suspended for three days for throwing a dead bird at a coworker.

I like it when a song comes up.

When working at Wendy's my hubby got yelled at because he came back for his lunch break with a subway meal. His boss told him he can't bring their competitors meal into the establishment. Later that night we looked at the rules of employment and low and behold it is mentioned right there that while on the clock they are not to consume their competitors meal

I'm watching the hashtag playlist and my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard! Thank you Jimmy, you make my day!😂😂😂

Just got fired today because management "suspected" I had a relationship with my supervisor 🙄 smh

Jimmy please tell all the boys that have been molested by Catholic priest to say ME TO😰

Pointing out biological differences exist between males and females
#HowIGotFired

I believe you no way I don't believe you calling in drunk that's ridiculous

dunkin’ @ starbucks- hilarious!!!!
haughty cafe to start the day !!!

#bolsonaro2018, #Brasil

That first one was definitely made up

* everybody singing a mashup of “everybody dance now” and the other song *
Side guy- I’m Lovin it

😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

My boss wanted me to work for him without any raise in salary. I said I wouldn't. He insisted I would fire you from the job. I threw my diary in his face and said "I am leaving it by will. Go to Hell You Motherfucker. I would rather spend my life hungry rather than working for Assholes.

both song used in the movie bruce almighty and evans almighty lol

‘What’s in a Rum and Coke?’
VODKA AND ROOT BEER!!!!!!!!!

lmao

Tbh, Jimmy’s got a good voice .__.

pity there isn't one about you getting fired

I used to work in a gun factory until l got fired ; )

The roots are amazing

2:25 marks one reason, JUST ONE, while The Roots are legendary. They're one of the BEST things about this show.

The old guy is funny!!

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RYAN REYNOLDS IS AMAZINGGGGGG

I prefer this over a poorly scripted interview with an attention seeking porn star.

Jimmy reads these like he'd literally rather be doing anything else at the moment. About as much enthusiasm as when I see my parole officer coming up the driveway.

I did the same shit when I worked at DQ in hs. We wanted to see how much one of everything would cost & when management printed the receipts at the end of the night they were fuming 😂 not my problem

I now have a headache how is this entertaining

Man l love the roots ❤️

watching this @ work, on possibly my last day...

I’m wondering where HR is on some of these.

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I love how almost everyone said how their friend got fired😂

I got fired for duping my viewers into thinking they were watching late night tv when really it was just an advertisement for maccy d’s and dunkin doughnuts

Playing puzzle in the rec room

Went on a walk with the boss’s daughter and a week later I got fired. Taught me to not let me real self show at work or I’ll get canned. Being real gets you hated in the world