The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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  • 'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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  • erebusl
    erebusl 3 أيام قبل

    Not going to talk about it, then spend 10 minutes talking about it. Fake ass hollywierd.

  • Johann Dino
    Johann Dino 5 أيام قبل

    Suck it up and move on, everybody isn't responsible for how you feel. People are such snowflakes nowadays. Physical assault, that's a thing, but being offended because of words? Pfft.

  • matt henderson
    matt henderson 8 أيام قبل

    Shouldn’t have apologized

  • Mystery Mogul
    Mystery Mogul 12 أيام قبل

    Damn I thought he was talking about sex

  • Jerome Le banner
    Jerome Le banner 12 أيام قبل

    Hello everybody, any Body nows the Brand of Kevins Jacket. Thx

  • Amar Fawwas
    Amar Fawwas 14 أيام قبل

    The Upside Down*

  • shaelovebeyonce
    shaelovebeyonce 15 أيام قبل

    He only apologized once btw after refusing to apologize in the first place 10 years ago. Weird how he becomes the victim and only why most people don't care is because most is homophobic especially the Black community.

  • Charles Bubba Bagsby
    Charles Bubba Bagsby 16 أيام قبل

    Maybe the host is gay so he is truly offended so he just had to talk about again...... Kevin keep doing you!!! Your obviously doing something right!

  • Dig Facts
    Dig Facts 16 أيام قبل

    This is awesome dude. So funny heh Kevin Hart nailed it.

  • Fizz Hussain
    Fizz Hussain 17 أيام قبل

    Stephen is kinda cold to kevin here

  • Chris Young
    Chris Young 19 أيام قبل

    woulda, coulda, SHOULDA!

  • Isaac Wu
    Isaac Wu 20 أيام قبل

    That's powerful little man

  • david turner
    david turner 20 أيام قبل

    What really offends is political correctness. On a good day, it's blatant hypocrisy and double standards. On a bad day, it's censorship over outrage at the truth, and on a worse day, somebody is smeared and their career gets destroyed because they didn't suck up enough to a special class of tyrants... It's forbidden to use the "f" word, but it's socially acceptable to use the "n" word??? In the culture I was raised in, neither word was acceptable... That example is the least of America's psychcopathy.
    There is far worse that is extremely violent that Americans are either indifferent about, or actually enjoy. Like "bombing the sh-t out of brown people" in these perpetual foreign wars... Where is the outrage over that?
    Isn't mass murder at least as offensive as certain words?.. This is how completely twisted this country has become. I am old enough to remember when Americans were more consistently offended. I can remember when there were huge civil rights and anti-war movements that happened during the same time period.
    Can't we say as Americans that our foreign policy is at least as bigoted as the use of the "f" word?..
    Shouldn't we as Americans be at least equally disturbed about both?
    I would settle for that much right now as an anti-war activist. If only other people in the world were respected as much.
    Just as much, that would be huge help.
    We wouldn't tolerate our government and its allies bombing the sh-t out of gay people, would we?
    How is it in any way acceptable for our government to engage in the wholesale slaughter of anybody else?
    Just some perspective coming from someone in their 50s... If I was younger, would I give a damn?.. Do any of you?

  • jennifer emmert
    jennifer emmert 22 أيام قبل

    The difference between Hart and colbert potentially hosting the oscars??? Hart is funny. Colbert never is.

  • CP Lucci
    CP Lucci 23 أيام قبل

    Kevin not on Conan's...
    That's a low blow

  • Sonny Managbanag
    Sonny Managbanag 25 أيام قبل

    Its a joke. Just get over it sensitive farts.

  • T J
    T J 26 أيام قبل

    People just want you to grovel.

  • Paul Gitonga
    Paul Gitonga 26 أيام قبل

    useless..........

  • ffs -
    ffs - 27 أيام قبل

    Okay, is it just me or was Stephen being really hard on Kevin?? It was like he was stirring shit, acting like Kevin didn't apologise at all or something, like his past apologies weren't genuine. I'm sorry, but he has not only apologised, but reflected on his past comments and has made it so that he never makes the same mistake again, how tf is that not enough?? ffs.

  • David Leach
    David Leach 28 أيام قبل

    I thought it was funny

  • NimbusKhan NK
    NimbusKhan NK 29 أيام قبل

    It is the very first time I've seen Stephen Colbert being a jerk.

  • Candyman
    Candyman 29 أيام قبل

    To all gays it's not natural haha

  • Forrest R Oney
    Forrest R Oney 29 أيام قبل

    Another FTM Baphomet tranny like his buddy The Rock . Go look at the Rocks "Daughter" Simone . That is a freakish tranny MAN .

  • Elvis Van
    Elvis Van أشهر قبل

    _🌌11PM May 24 2019~_

  • Jayanth arawa
    Jayanth arawa أشهر قبل

    Stephen Colbert is the worst host ever

  • Kookachulu
    Kookachulu أشهر قبل

    5:30

  • Daddy Paddy
    Daddy Paddy أشهر قبل

    Pc ideals are s9 convoluted it makes me sick and it's just not working.
    Ffs if Kevin heart was gay himself his jokes would have been loved by all walks of life. PC society =hypocrisy!

  • What The Dude
    What The Dude أشهر قبل

    What did he do ?

  • Gianni Brown
    Gianni Brown أشهر قبل

    I don't get this. He's acknowledged what he said was wrong and apologized for saying it YEARS ago. Then he apologized again. Seriously, what else can he do? Unless he has a DeLorean with a working Flux Capacitor, what more can he do?

  • Gianni Brown
    Gianni Brown أشهر قبل

    "You've been on a lot of new shows lately, but you actually appeared on this one." Such a great joke. Lmfao

  • janet jackson
    janet jackson أشهر قبل

    YOU OK WITH YOU...you over it? but you are still an onion.

  • janet jackson
    janet jackson أشهر قبل

    the onion analogy means IT STINKS AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PEEL IT ...IT STILL STINKS.

  • Gina Cable
    Gina Cable أشهر قبل

    What did he do?

  • SwtorBro
    SwtorBro أشهر قبل

    kevin and dwayne should host the oscars xD

  • Saran Hassan
    Saran Hassan أشهر قبل

    Dude you are legend,period.

  • chrisguy98TM
    chrisguy98TM أشهر قبل

    what the actual fuck is wrong with stephen

  • Marino Buneta
    Marino Buneta أشهر قبل

    he say we come back but the fu.....ng video is ower

  • Mauri QHD
    Mauri QHD أشهر قبل +1

    i get his point, but it comes off as another thing, plus the wording isnt right

  • Marcelo Dinucci
    Marcelo Dinucci أشهر قبل +4

    You have nothing to apologize for, well done.

  • Higher World
    Higher World أشهر قبل

    This is why the lgbq doesn’t want equality they wan to censor you and use governments with guns to do so. So fuck them.

  • Fighter Man
    Fighter Man أشهر قبل

    I hate Stephen Colbert

  • Alejandro Gomez
    Alejandro Gomez أشهر قبل

    Backstage we KNOW Kevin Hart is saying, people are such pussies these days

  • Travis Gillespie
    Travis Gillespie أشهر قبل

    I think the mistake he made was apologizing. He's a comedian, their job is to tell jokes about people. If he tells a fat joke does he then need to apologize to all the fat people, it's just silly. Get over yourself people

  • The O5 Connection
    The O5 Connection 2 أشهر قبل

    THE O5 CONNECTION WAS CREATED TO CONNECT YOUNG PEOPLE IN & OUT OF LIBERIA!

  • The O5 Connection
    The O5 Connection 2 أشهر قبل

    THANKS OSCARS

  • Omnia Lullaby
    Omnia Lullaby 2 أشهر قبل

    Can someone explain why he had to apologise?

  • Lavell Goodwin
    Lavell Goodwin 2 أشهر قبل

    @ 5:50 when Kevin was talking about how stiff and up tight everyone can be at the Oscars, what he really wanted to say for his joke and punchline was everybody needs to loosen up like a gay man's booty hole before they become as tight as a single lesbians un-penetrated vagina 😂😂😂😂
    NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE REAL (BLACK IN THE DAY) UN Apologetic Kevin Hart !! But I guess that Hollywood money do change a ninja.. 😔 #FreeKev

  • Lavell Goodwin
    Lavell Goodwin 2 أشهر قبل

    Yoooo at 4:40 Tell me y'all didn't see a small version of a young Bernie mack !?

  • Wanda Morales
    Wanda Morales 2 أشهر قبل

    I'm glad I don't have to rely on these subtitles. Sheesh!

  • Global Wealth Mindset GWM
    Global Wealth Mindset GWM 2 أشهر قبل

    05:30 where the oscar jokes thingy starts... thank me later

  • Deepak Singh
    Deepak Singh 2 أشهر قبل

    You put him in a difficult situation by asking stupid question, that wasn't cool

  • kb be
    kb be 2 أشهر قبل

    he is so intelligent

  • Grand MasterHQ
    Grand MasterHQ 2 أشهر قبل

    ok and that makes every single joke that a comedian said about a race religion , group or individual insensitive. you just cant handle a joke, grow up and learn the facts are comedians joke about almost everything, your feelings dont matter at this point when no comedian has apologized to Christian's ,muslims Jews, Indians , British, arabs , Africans, Chinese, ... etc etc you get where I am heading and where is the apology... that's right there is none!!! so why do they deserve an apology where others don't, consider others as well as yourself and you will be treated better. also I bet you can think of a lot of jokes told about those races and religions ,people. shit! even the earth is made fun of by comedians ... basically what I am saying is how selfish can you get and the real joke is this whole situation and attacking Kevin heart and what about his feelings that your not considering by attacking him so much nonstop poor guy ...you guys are the ones who need to apologize for being so dame sensitive and expecting others to just take the jokes told about their people race religion etc etc .. anyway peace love and comedy, stay humble

  • Doodles Joseph
    Doodles Joseph 2 أشهر قبل

    No....I wasn’t ready 🤣

  • hey
    hey 2 أشهر قبل +1

    5:25

  • Romeo Gallardo
    Romeo Gallardo 2 أشهر قبل +2

    He said no joke everyone got clickbait lol

  • David Tieku
    David Tieku 2 أشهر قبل +2

    6:00 for the jokes

  • Jared Flanagan
    Jared Flanagan 2 أشهر قبل

    funny...seems the fake host wasnt too happy about the response...

  • Ason
    Ason 2 أشهر قبل

    What did he do?

  • Rifat Chowdhury
    Rifat Chowdhury 2 أشهر قبل +1

    Oscars just missed out on the greatest host ever....lmao

  • Maher Rahman
    Maher Rahman 3 أشهر قبل +1

    Why isn't he hosting tho?

  • Cristhian Soto Jarami
    Cristhian Soto Jarami 3 أشهر قبل

    Stephen Colbert
    use lipstick?

  • didi yuyu
    didi yuyu 3 أشهر قبل

    "i'm done to please" that is to live for now

  • Marj Weir - Agent with LaBelle Real Estate Group

    Kevin you are awesome, Late Show Host not so much. Misleading headline.

  • 007GWR
    007GWR 3 أشهر قبل +1

    Kevin Hart is a great comedian. He tells jokes and makes people laugh. People of all colors religions and sexes. Hes just a funny guy and reaches all audiences. WATCH at 6:55 of this video when colbert looks at the photo and says thats not denzel thats some guy bumming change behind the win dixie. What does he mean?? Is he calling black people bums? Is he demeaning and stereotyping black people? Is that acceptable???? Does it sound a bit rascist?? Coming from a white talk show host on evening television. Is that the kind of jokes that his network finds acceptable?? Wheres colberts punishment? Is he a rascist telling offensive jokes on live tv with no punishment from the network? Does the network promote this behaviour from colbert ? Was anyone offended? Or.... Maybe just maybe clobert was just trying to be funny during an interview with Kevin Hart. who really gives a shit if Kevin Hart told a gay joke 10 yrs ago. Im sure gay people are not offended. It was a funny story and one that im sure many parents could relate to. No harm intended. He told a harmless joke and suddenly now after all this time all the drama. Im a 50 yr old white guy and I Love Kevin Hart. He tells great jokes and funny stories and he makes me laugh. He has a gift for making everyone laugh who watches him perform. I hope Kevin performs for another 50 yrs. Steve colbert ... Not so much. Hes not very funny at all.

  • Amazing Movie Tv
    Amazing Movie Tv 3 أشهر قبل

    top top top top

  • Thechubbybunny
    Thechubbybunny 3 أشهر قبل

    man the media will do anything to get more views nowadays, desperate times call for desperate measures..always trying to start sht when there isn't anything to start sht with just to get views. Those jokes were made during a time where this pro sensitive sht wasn't even a thing, so yes, it was okay to joke around about it without actually offending people, because it didn't even matter back then. A joke was a joke. Nowadays, people can even sue you for making one? smh faith in humanity slowly declining..

  • Cain Marco
    Cain Marco 3 أشهر قبل

    stephen colbert is a big idiot. i liked him before this interview.

  • saniya iskakova
    saniya iskakova 3 أشهر قبل

    He is hot

  • Doxie Mom
    Doxie Mom 3 أشهر قبل

    The Oscars are a joke so I'm glad he didn't host it. Kevin's better than that gig.

  • Theo Fischer
    Theo Fischer 3 أشهر قبل

    His haircut is fresh af.

  • TFL STUDIO
    TFL STUDIO 3 أشهر قبل

    ... terrible. This is just click bait! I actually wanted to hear Kevin Hart tell jokes!!! Not talk about what he no longer wants to talk about!! (n)

  • Ryan Cantrell
    Ryan Cantrell 3 أشهر قبل

    Kevin Hart is not someone to hate others. There is a line but being a comedian allows people to say things that are a little extra. He would never promote that LGBT community should die or something stupid. People got way too sensitive and it probably "offended" straight people more.

  • Rhonda Silver 97'
    Rhonda Silver 97' 3 أشهر قبل

    Kevin hart is smart, funny and human. We all need to be more forgiving and just live in the moment.

  • Turd Ferguson
    Turd Ferguson 3 أشهر قبل

    very very funny man.

  • Sara Davis
    Sara Davis 3 أشهر قبل

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  • André Tavares
    André Tavares 3 أشهر قبل +28

    Uncle Stephen should apologize for this shameless misleading tittle.
    lol

  • Nah Shon
    Nah Shon 4 أشهر قبل

    Nigga we from the Same town and I'm here to tell you that Your Not Funny.

  • Zang Autumn
    Zang Autumn 4 أشهر قبل +1

    I watched the Oscar last night and guess what... I wish KEV HART hosted!!!!

  • Noa Rodriguez
    Noa Rodriguez 4 أشهر قبل

    Quit crying, build American, and we will evolve, this sensitive bullshit political correct crap, is over done. I like mine medium rare!

  • Daahir Mohamed
    Daahir Mohamed 4 أشهر قبل

    Goddam it Kevin and now this.

  • Beesh Alzayed
    Beesh Alzayed 4 أشهر قبل +1

    Hmmm people get beheaded around here and these snowflakes are crying over a joke !

    • SmokeyD
      SmokeyD 4 أشهر قبل +1

      Sad but true. What a world.

  • bangle tiger
    bangle tiger 4 أشهر قبل

    always willbe be kevin hart fan .

  • Bornin80's
    Bornin80's 4 أشهر قبل

    in india meme makes ur career

  • Gabe
    Gabe 4 أشهر قبل

    I don’t understand why Colbert was so aggressive with Kevin Hart, considering how empathetic he was towards Mel Gibson

  • Izabella Dziekiewicz
    Izabella Dziekiewicz 4 أشهر قبل

    why are you apologizing for what you think and said earlier? In America, there is freedom of opinion, and everyone there is very correct for the public, and they are not honest with themselves. Everyone is afraid to say what they really think. If you do not like gays, say it. Why are you apologizing? Is it about profits?

  • Brick
    Brick 4 أشهر قبل

    Kevin shouldn't have apologised in the first place

  • Slimm Wells
    Slimm Wells 4 أشهر قبل

    I love how Ricky Gervais said he wouldn’t ever apologize for offensive jokes. Because they’re, well jokes.

  • Nathan Schofield
    Nathan Schofield 4 أشهر قبل

    hmm

  • Ilaisa Koaneti
    Ilaisa Koaneti 4 أشهر قبل

    I hate gays if my kids are ever going to be gay I'll disowned them and send them to North Korea

  • Idan Z
    Idan Z 4 أشهر قبل

    Why he has to harass Kevin for so long?

  • Nancy Deis
    Nancy Deis 4 أشهر قبل

    HE APOLOGIZED YEARS AGO.....WHY CAN'T THEY GET THAT RIGHT. Everyone knows if someone tells you to apologize to someone it is not coming from your heart it is just words. That i assume is why he didn't apologize at first. Kevin I stand by you. This was an attack on you and your career...and it is a damn shame.
    Comedians are gonna be gone pretty soon. Not allowed to tell a joke.

  • MuscleSheriff
    MuscleSheriff 4 أشهر قبل

    What was this about?

  • lilly -
    lilly - 4 أشهر قبل

    anyone in the lgbtq community who is actually still offended by tweets he put out over a decade ago need some help. i’m lgbtq and i’m not offended so like.. take a breath, oscars.

  • wobedraggled
    wobedraggled 4 أشهر قبل

    I'm not offended by anything he says, I'm just offended by "him" if that makes any sort of sense. He's a small little bundle of try-hard energy that just comes off as super grating...

  • Kay A’tivia
    Kay A’tivia 4 أشهر قبل +6

    I agree with everything he said . Apart of growing is accepting , acknowledging , apologizing and moving on 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

  • Movie Geek
    Movie Geek 4 أشهر قبل

    His Jokes start at 6:07

  • F0X
    F0X 4 أشهر قبل +1

    What is the name of the song in the intro ?

  • WINDYSTAIRS
    WINDYSTAIRS 4 أشهر قبل

    2:37 not apologize for criticizing perversion of homosexualism, you were right back then, and it still right, and will always be right to oppose perversion.

  • Eugene Wells
    Eugene Wells 4 أشهر قبل

    Yet here he is again ..Milk it as long as he can .. use the old-fashioned reverse psychology..As our so-called comedians trying to jump on the bandwagon to support their cause which may no longer be funny or politically correct to do to people..They might need to go to work and work for a living