It is the first day of university

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  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
    Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: tweet_joana
    Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/
    If you want to translate the video: arclip.net/user/timedtext_cs_p...
    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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تعليقات • 14 107

  • ketsia
    ketsia 11 ساعات قبل

    Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

  • Tessa Byers
    Tessa Byers 14 ساعات قبل

    My first day of school was on August 15th😂

  • Blake Johnson
    Blake Johnson 14 ساعات قبل

    Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

  • The Magnificent WICKED
    The Magnificent WICKED 14 ساعات قبل +1

    Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING.

    Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

  • John Smith
    John Smith 14 ساعات قبل

    Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

  • Kpop Ruined My lifeu
    Kpop Ruined My lifeu 15 ساعات قبل

    I just realized holly shit you are tall!

  • ThatAwkward Vampire
    ThatAwkward Vampire 15 ساعات قبل

    Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

  • Steve McQueen
    Steve McQueen 15 ساعات قبل

    YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

  • Eren Datass
    Eren Datass 15 ساعات قبل

    peter pan screams, be careful u guys

  • Lizzy Grant
    Lizzy Grant 16 ساعات قبل

    *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

  • Theresa Carmen
    Theresa Carmen 17 ساعات قبل

    Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

  • Ana Taylor
    Ana Taylor 17 ساعات قبل

    One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome ARcliprs on the platform

  • Boy Wonder
    Boy Wonder 18 ساعات قبل

    She need me

  • Isaac Hunter
    Isaac Hunter 18 ساعات قبل

    @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

  • Doh a Deer
    Doh a Deer 20 ساعات قبل

    4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

  • SlowMoJoe9
    SlowMoJoe9 20 ساعات قبل

    C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

  • netko tko bi volio pretplatnike
    netko tko bi volio pretplatnike 21 ساعات قبل

    To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

  • Abu Asliha
    Abu Asliha 21 ساعات قبل

    0:38 thought she was holding a candle

  • Tara Jones
    Tara Jones أيام قبل

    I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

  • Allegra Tigani
    Allegra Tigani أيام قبل

    What is she studying

  • Jonas Grumby
    Jonas Grumby أيام قبل

    Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

  • Dominic Durant
    Dominic Durant أيام قبل +3

    I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

  • adri katzin
    adri katzin أيام قبل

    yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

  • Jose Carlos
    Jose Carlos أيام قبل

    Back to school shmooping? América explica

  • Falling Beauty
    Falling Beauty أيام قبل

    Mom is turning into grandma

  • Rattler
    Rattler أيام قبل

    OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

  • *Call Me PB please*
    *Call Me PB please* أيام قبل

    AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

  • Nicole G
    Nicole G أيام قبل

    Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

  • lazyeye x
    lazyeye x أيام قبل

    WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

  • Diana Cruz
    Diana Cruz أيام قبل

    I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

  • gillian stingley
    gillian stingley أيام قبل

    when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

  • Andrea Araniva
    Andrea Araniva أيام قبل

    Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

  • Smooth
    Smooth أيام قبل

    When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

  • cry bxby
    cry bxby أيام قبل +1

    *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle*
    Me:*shows my friends*
    Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT
    (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

  • Ko_Toriii
    Ko_Toriii أيام قبل

    *STAPPLES*

  • sissyunicorn gal24
    sissyunicorn gal24 أيام قبل +1

    "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me,"

    -John Cena

  • sudhanshu sharma
    sudhanshu sharma أيام قبل

    Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections

  • NEOTICA
    NEOTICA أيام قبل

    stunning as always

  • Ellie Demetriou
    Ellie Demetriou أيام قبل

    This is real art

  • aras & hazel
    aras & hazel أيام قبل +2

    Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book?
    BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

  • pressed
    pressed أيام قبل +2

    ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK-”
    **staring intensifies**

  • Moogs
    Moogs أيام قبل

    "Cheese!"

  • Lily Cater
    Lily Cater أيام قبل +1

    When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

  • Jalen Brown
    Jalen Brown أيام قبل

    Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

  • Amy
    Amy أيام قبل

    Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

  • Tom Jett
    Tom Jett أيام قبل

    whats the song in the beginning

  • Acnili-chili
    Acnili-chili 2 أيام قبل

    Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

  • Giglipuff Darumaka
    Giglipuff Darumaka 2 أيام قبل

    My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

  • kriti G
    kriti G 2 أيام قبل

    7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

  • Leslys
    Leslys 2 أيام قبل

    ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus!
    lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

  • Sieg Nihil
    Sieg Nihil 2 أيام قبل

    Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

  • V S C O
    V S C O 2 أيام قبل

    can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

  • Saraf Wasima Siddique
    Saraf Wasima Siddique 2 أيام قبل

    Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

  • Bianca Marchetti
    Bianca Marchetti 2 أيام قبل

    serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

  • Camron Holdcroft
    Camron Holdcroft 2 أيام قبل

    *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on ARclip so you’re just wasting your time*

  • Timi Agiri
    Timi Agiri 2 أيام قبل

    rip joana for buying physical textbooks

  • lovesins •
    lovesins • 2 أيام قبل

    sigh, :c

  • Elijah Johnson
    Elijah Johnson 2 أيام قبل

    In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

  • Ashley
    Ashley 2 أيام قبل

    How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

  • Cass LuLu
    Cass LuLu 2 أيام قبل

    I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.